The Call Girl

Hotel-bedPhone10:10 pm : Telephone rings loudly. I answer with a Sleepy “Hello?”

A chirpy voice says : “This is front desk calling to see if everything is alright with your room sir?”

I am astounded and think to myself ‘You just woke me up just because of THIS? Some Corporate idjiot’s brilliant idea to improve customer satisfaction is to call up the room four hours after someone has checked in? Great idea on paper but… !’

I think about giving her a piece of my mind but realize it is not her fault. I simply say ” Yes. Goodnight” and hang up.

I am now wide awake. Brilliant

Augustus
 

Head Emperor of Roam. Originally born Gaius Octavius in 63BC, Augustus has great deal of experience running empires, dealing with civil wars, subdueing barbarian tribes and that sort of thing. Currently living in Katy, Texas, Mr Caesar is the architect of modern day Roam with aspirations of starting up a new virtual empire. In his spare time Augustus is a family man.