The I fill tower: New art work in Paris is a rude awakening

Ohhh Christmas Tree! Ohhh Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
Dahlings, French maybe the language of love butt those Frenchies are ‘ow do I say it, sex maniacs.
In the Place Vendome in Paris, US artist Paul McCarthy has put up a 24ft inflatable green Christmas tree. It is simply titled “Tree”.
Except it looks like a thingy.
You know a thingy that you insert in your uhm.. Let me start again, it is a thingy you use to expand your uhm horizons.
Oh sacre bleu. I ave’ad enough of zis: I’m not going to give this a free plug.
Ciao for now, Cleo.