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Expedia : Keeping it in the family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRQDsH0Yho Oi ! Wot the bloody'ell is all the fuss about with Chelsea Clinton being appointed to a Board Director at Expedia with a $300K salary eh? To be honest, I am tickled in my bits with an ostrich feather as I see the Ancient ways in use today. If you ask me, it is social progress to see someone high born with no talent, experience [...]

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Wickedleaks #1 : Expedia expletives

We realized it would happen to us eventually. And so it is today fellow Roamans, that I must inform you that it has finally happened. Like all important worldwide sites, we've been Wickedleaked and our intimate discussions are revealed to the world. We strongly suspect the source of the leak are Parthian hackers who are trying to influence Roaman empire politics. [...]

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Phwew - smells like someone died in there

Oi, 'ave you noticed when you go in the crapper and they have a sign off sheet showing when the last cleaned it? Well someone in a Perth "Hungry Jacks" - a version of Burger King - obviously wasnt doing their job after someone died in the toilet from an overdose, and the body wasn't discovered until 3 days later. From ABC website Another customer, who gave his name as [...]

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You're talking the Mickey

says Germans don't like low fares. How the fuck does he know? The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get them." On Ryanair's no-refund policy "What part of no refund don't you understand? You are not getting a refund so fuck off." On the recession (in Feb 2008) "We would welcome a good, deep, bloody recession in this country for 12 to 18 months ... [...]

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Redback bites man down under

Crickey. I winced where I heard about this story with the headline "MAN BITTEN BY VENOMOUS SPIDER ON HIS JOHNSON", in the Sky Valley Chronicle  ("The #1 Read & Rated Sky Valley News Source & Only Daily Paper in the Sky Valley!"-Love it!!! ) : (SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA) -- This may make you think twice before you ever again use a portable toilet (aka Porta-Potty, the [...]

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Ed cases

I was driving the other day when I spied this in front of me. Brilliant ! I wonder if it it belongs to Edvard Munch (the painter of "The Scream") or Edward Teach (Ol' Blackbeard) ? Oi whatever Ed you are, Wot a top number plate. Respect. Cali. [...]

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The accidental nose job

Oi Maintenance person- When you see that button that says "do not press" and you are so curious to find out what it does, this is is does. The incident happened during a maintenance check with the forward landing gear retracted on the tarmac at Singapore's Changi Airport Sunday. The only thing hurt except someones pride. If I was in Singapore Airlines' PR, I would s [...]

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After Dismaland, a big thanksy to Banksy

Oi Roamans, my mate Banksy's "Dismaland" was a phenomenal success. Tonight was the last night and Dismaland exhibit has brought in at least $20m unexpected off-season revenue to Weston Super-Mare. The attendees were 4,000 visitors per day with 500 per day walk up admission with many people staying in the town. Hotels and B&B's were booked out and even my cousin, the C [...]

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Brake dancing

Oi - Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today they say. Well, this is why ! http://imgur.com/yxJO5Px Originally posted on reddit.com Thanks for the laugh. Cali, Roam [...]

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Join the caravan of love

Another letter from Viz.  This time, it is someone on the internet looking urgently looking for help so being a leading travel website since about 47 BC, let's see what we can do. Oi Drivers - Please check your registration to see if you have a caravan that matches this number plate. Always ready to be of assistance G.M of Kent. Cali. Roam. [...]

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A get rich tip trip

From Viz comic, this brilliant idea. And Oi've always been told that if you want to get rich, you need drive ! Geddit.. Oi Viz, Love it ! Cali, Roam. [...]

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The anti-tourist attraction

From the official brochure Are you looking for an alternative to the soulless sugar-coated banality of the average family day out? Or just somewhere cheaper. Then this is the place for you—a chaotic new world where you can escape from mindless escapism. Instead of a burger stall, we have a museum. In place of a gift shop we have a library, well, we have a gift shop as we [...]

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Kids toy banned as a weapon of gas destruction

Bloody airport security. Wot they gonna confiscate next eh? Fart guns that's wot ! Yeh, that's wot 'appened to little Leo Fitzpatrick aged 3 when his Minions 'fart blaster' not allowed on flight as it has a trigger where rules classify it as replica weapon. Oi Security at Dublin Airport. Bugger Off and catch real security threats like those terris'ts pretending to [...]

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Hole lotta lurve

. Obscene images eh? Have they seen the internet? Good old Wanksy I say. We need to give kids an education in the important 'fings in life like drawing phallic objects in public. But it got the results didn'it? The pot holes were filled in within 48 hours. Oii !!! Councils: Fix your pot holes arse holes! Cali.   [...]

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