In the heat of the moment
Dahlings, yet another pop star wanna be, James McElvar from ‘boyband’ REWIND, passed out on an EasyJet flight and violently threw up on board. An ambulance was called and after treatment, McElvar thankfully turned out ok.
The EasyJet was going from Stanstead to Jimmy’s home town of Glasgow.
This story was absolutely shocking in that it was NOT about the Stereotype Scotsman getting paralytic drunk by mid afternoon and passing out.
NOR was it about another Stereotype of an unruly misunderstood pop star diva experiencing the uhm, high life.
Instead, we need to keep an open mind. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the evidence:
- The reason Jimmy passed out was due to heat exhaustion.
- The reason Jimmy had heat exhaustion was that he was wearing 12 layers of clothes.
- The reason Jimmy was wearing 12 layer of clothes was that he didn’t want to to pay £45 to check in one of his pieces of hand luggage.
Move along there now. No Scottish Stereotypes to see here. Aye, right!
Ciao for now,