Dahlings, Did any of you see that Middle Eastern TV prank where Paris Hilton was on a plane that was about to crash? To save you watching it, Paris freaked out where she understandably did not want to die and when it was finally revealed it was a prank, she was visibly upset.
A few days later, it was widely reported in the rags that she was sueing for emotional distress.
It now turns out that Paris was in on the stunt where she had been paid a million dollars according to TMV.
Well, I wasn’t taken in. I KNEW she was faking it.
The give away was that she once on board, she didn’t yell multiple times “I will fucking own anyone on this flight; they are fucking peasants!” in the manner of her similar talented sibling Conrad Hilton III upon a British Airways flight.
Oh Paris what are we going to do with you?
I look to the literati for guidance and who better than mon ami Jean Cocteau’s ‘Le Coq et l’Arlequin’:
In Paris, everybody wants to be an actor; nobody is content to be a spectator.
Oh la la.
Ciao for now,