Game of thrones : Elizabeth II delays trip to Balmoral to allow more tourists
Dahlings, it looks as if my friend Queen Betty of Union Jackland had to slum it the other week.
Turns outs that her Maj delayed moving back to Balmoral for one week in order to allow more tourists to visit her Scottish country pad to get more pounds into the Royal coffers.
With her advert on HereditaryBnB, Liz’s advert had disclaimer of “Antiquated, creaky at night, plumbing isn’t modern, so don’t expect it to function in the modern world”.
It took me a while to realize that Liz wasn’t talking about Balmoral, but was giving a warning about Prince Philip.
Ciao for now,