Dahlings, when I wrote about the teenager who brought bomb shaped clock to Toronto airport in his hand luggage, I thought it was the hormones taking over the common sense part of the brain.
After all, no right minded adult would carry anything looking like a bomb in their hand carry onto an airplane would they?
Except Chen Liang, aged 39, tried to do exactly that in Xiamen Airport when he brought a souvenir which was empty artillery shell in his hand carry. What is more, after he was arrested he couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about. Continue reading..
Dahlings, you have to hand it to the Chinese.
When some 100 or so Chinese nationals got a 10 hour delay by Orient Thai Airlines, they refused to board plane, demanded a public apology, demanded compensation and insisted the airline use a ‘larger’ plane to fly them home.
In a rebel style so uncharacteristic of the normally restrained Chinese, they then broke out in song.
Ah, how romantic. Continue reading..
Roam got an email update recently from Skiplagged regarding their lawsuit where United was suing them.
The update is a bit meek in saying it was a ‘technical’ dismissal but CNN gives more beef. Basically the judge looked at it and said he had no jurisdiction over the case since the defendant neither lives in not does he do business in Chicago.
Ouch. That is not a good start.
By the way, United: you have invoked the wrath of the Streisand effect – Not many people were aware of ‘hidden fares’ until YOU brought it up.
You should fire your legal team and the idjiot manager who decided this was a good idea.
See previous post: SCAMCHESTER UNITED: UNITED SUES WEBSITE THAT SHOWS “HIDDEN CITY” FARES
Dahlings, I am sure most of us Roamans have taken a nap on a plane or a train. That nap, is not without it’s perils.
One of my dear friends, Whittikus, would regularly fall to sleep on the train when coming back from Londinium. While asleep, a fellow passenger relieved him of his laptop bag. Twice this happened and while his company was understanding, he did acquire a new nickname: Napkin.
I am sure also, that some of you have snored. Another of my dear friends, Bax Britania, fell asleep on a Portugal beach. When he woke up, the people around him burst into a round of applause and cheering. His snoring was legendary.
However, nobody expects to be stabbed awake which is exactly what happened to Lenny Madarski, 68 who nodded off while still on the runway of a Southwest flight from Chicago Midway to New Hampshire. Continue reading..
Dahlings, strewth. Seems like those Aussies are chundering over Qantas’ decision to have a ‘smart casual’ dress code for it’s business and club lounges.
“Singlets, bare feet, rubber thongs and clothing with offensive images or slogans are, in most cases, likely to be deemed unacceptable,” said Qantas.
Bloody Hell. I never thought I’d see this from a country as laid back as the Aussies.
The best response is by Estelle Lucas.
However, the policy is not being applied everywhere especially Darwin, the capital of the Northern Territory. Apparently not too many suits in desert.
Ciao for now,
Dahlings, My dear friend Rich has big plans to expand his Virgin Empire where the inaugural flight took place to fly from Atlanta to Manchester.
However, getting back to Atlanta proved to be a bit tricky due to involvement of the Manchester Airport Fire service.
They had one task to do and that was to give a water cannon salute as the plane left to go back. After all, what could go wrong with a water salute?
Well, go wrong it did, as someone pushed the wrong button and sprayed the plane with fire suppressing foam which clogged the engines.
Instead of the 10:35 am departure, the flight was delayed for 5 hours before it was finally cancelled.
Way to go Manchester Airport – What a way to loose your Virginity !
Ciao for Now,