I’m at Detroit airport restaurant and am attempting to eat the pork chop that I ordered from “Ruby Tuesday” restuarant.
The knife they gave me was a butter knife and I’m not making much progress, in cutting my food.
I ask the waiter for a sharper knife. “Sorry but all our knives are blunt”.
Then I realize why..Airport. Dammit.
What am I to do now – eat like a Celt?